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shə-ˈna-ni-gənz: high-spirited or mischievous activity

Archive for October, 2009

Nothing says appetizing like “pig vag”.

Posted by Michelle on October 25, 2009

009That’s what our friend Squallie called this particular dish while in its preparation stages. While it’s not the most enticing of descriptions [and if it is enticing to you, we here at Food Shenanigans do not condone bestiality and are now judging you] it is fairly apt, as evidenced by the photo on the right. Granted, it doesn’t look anything special now, but man, when this was done, it was good. I had been wanting to make pork chops for awhile now, and my husband wanted me to make them like his mother did, with stuffing. Of course, he had no idea how they were stuffed or with what, so I started looking at various recipes and throwing out ideas at him. When I said the magical combination of cornbread, chorizo and cheddar cheese, he was sold. The idea came courtesy of Eggs to the Apples and the execution was mostly mine as I forgot to print out the recipe and didn’t feel like looking it up when I got home that night.

The idea is pretty simple and you can really use whatever you’d like for your own recipe. I went with a pared down version of the original, as I didn’t think I could convince the husband that he wanted to eat cooked dried cranberries and I couldn’t find fresh sage at the grocery store. Below is the recipe I ended up going with, and approximate measurements as .. it was late, and I was hungry.

4 thick pork chops, split in the center so that you have a pocket for the stuffing
2 cups of cornbread, cubed
3 chorizo links, casing removed and diced
1/2 cup chicken broth
1/2 cup sharp cheddar cheese
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
salt and pepper to taste
2 T vegetable oil

Preheat oven to 400 F. Start the chorizo cooking in one pan. In another pan, heat the two tablespoons of oil. Season the pork chops with the salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Sear on each side for 2- 3 minutes, until starting to caramelize [the inside will be raw, but will finish cooking in the oven].

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Once the chorizo is cooked through and starting to brown up a little, remove it from the heat and add it to the cubed cornbread, along with two tablespoons of the rendered fat from the chorizo. Mix that up, adding however much of the chicken broth will be needed to make the stuffing come together and be moist enough to go in the oven for 8 minutes and not completely dry out. Once the chorizo, cornbread and broth are mixed together evenly, add in the cheddar cheese and give it one last mix.

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Stuff as much as you can fit into the pocket in each of the chops. I overstuffed mine, but that’s only because I realized I made way too much stuffing. Luckily, the extra stuffing didn’t go to waste, as the husband ate it immediately upon finding it on the counter. Bake in the oven for about 7 – 10 minutes, depending on the thickness of the chops. Cover with foil and let them rest for a few minutes after coming out of the oven.

These were delicious! Well, I have to admit, it’s really the stuffing that was delicious. Pork chops aren’t my favorite by any means, so the stuffing was really the reason I made them. There’s some sort of crazy magical chemistry that must have happened while in the oven, because the stuffing just worked so perfectly. The spicy and sweet chorizo complemented the sweet cornbread so well, and cheese just makes everything better. I feel like I’ll try to shove this stuffing into anything I can get my hands on. And… sorry for that image. Here’s another picture, that’ll make it better:

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Stuffed shells are technically Italian food.

Posted by Michelle on October 1, 2009

The best thing I read at work this week was an email exchange between two of my favorite co-workers, in regards to a work dinner we had tonight.

Co-worker 1: mmmmmmmmmm veal.
Co-worker 2: yes yes but which kind of veal?
Co-worker 1: the most tortured kind they got.

This is amusing to me on a couple of levels: a) co-worker 1, up until about two or three months ago, was a vegetarian for years and years and is now some sort of hardcore meat eater, and b) veal makes everyone react like that! Well, maybe not exactly like that, but veal is one of those meats that makes people either kinda squeamish or drool with the thought of the tender, tender meat melting in your mouth if it’s prepared properly. Me, I’m not so much with the veal love, but my husband is – which brings to me to my point [see, you knew I'd get to it eventually]: the stuffed shells I made recently were made completely with veal, instead of my usual go to of a mixture of pork, beef and veal.

In continuing with my bastardization of foods from a variety of countries, I bring to you “Stuffed Shells alla Michelle” [see, because I italicized it, you're supposed to assume that it's in another language]. I’ve been making stuffed shells for years because it’s always a crowd-pleaser and it’s a pretty easy dish. Since this time I made my own sauce to accompany it instead of slopping on some store bought stuff [don't hate], I decided the dish was now worthy of it’s own entry. Plus, wtf, it’s been two weeks? We’re slacking.

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28 oz can of crushed tomatoes
2 carrots, peeled and grated finely
1 onion, diced
1/4 cup olive oil
3 cloves garlic
1 teaspoon sugar (optional)
1 – 2 teaspoons cayenne pepper, to taste
1 teaspoon kosher salt

The sauce is the easy part, and for some reason, I feel like this is some of the best sauce I’ve made, yet it was so incredibly simple. First cook the diced onions in the olive oil, just until they start to caramelize. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant. Dump in the tomatoes, and mix to combine. Add in the carrots, to cut the acidity of the tomatoes; depending on how acidic the tomatoes are will determine if you add in the teaspoon of sugar.

Next add in the salt, and then lastly slowly add in the cayenne pepper to your tastes. Now, this is where the husband and I differ [I say that like it's our only difference - ha!]: I like some spice to my food, but he doesn’t. If I had only done a teaspoon of the cayenne, I feel like it would have added some depth of flavor and a bit of a bite. Two teaspoons was a noticeable flavor and one I felt was welcome, given the heaviness of the stuffed shells. Either way, add it slowly and see how you want it to be. You can also omit the cayenne and add in your fresh or dried herb of your choice – basil, thyme, rosemary, etc. It’s a good base that you can build on as you go along.

Stuffed Shells:

1/2 box of large pasta shells
3/4 – 1lb ground meat of choice (veal, in this case)
1/2 – 3/4 cup of ricotta
salt and pepper to taste

Cook the shells according to the package directions. Brown the meat, seasoned with salt and pepper. Drain and cool the shells. Mix the meat with the ricotta, until you have a rich and creamy mixture of the two; adjust seasonings. Stuff about 1.5 tablespoons of meat and ricotta mixture into each shell.

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To get the dish ready for baking, you need to cover the bottom of a 7×11 pan with sauce. Lay the shells in the pan open side up and line up evenly. Once all of the shells are in the pan, drizzle more sauce over the top, and finish off with a layer of mozzarella cheese. Cook in an oven pre-heated to 350 for about 35 – 40 minutes.

Thank me later.

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